I officially have to retire my maternity pants!
I never thought I'd be saying this but it saddens me to have to pack them up. They were so comfy and forgiving. Honestly, why don't they make more pants with expandable waistbands? On "fat" days you could just let them out a bit. Now, I'm stuck squeezing back into my old jeans and muffin topping around until I get rid of this irritating belly. Not to mention that I've already caught myself with my fly down on more than one occassion. Totally embarassing!
So, farewell my dear maternity pants. While you were truly great, even on the worst of days, I will not be needing your assistance (ever) again.

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